Be Kind To Dumb People.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

There Is Something Distinctive About Living In New York; Over Eight Million Other People Are Doing It.

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.