Be Kind To Dumb People.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.