Love Is About Mutual Respect, Apart From

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

The Best Thing About Being A Dad? Well, I Think It's Just The Thing That Every Man Wants - To Have A Son And Heir.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.