My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One

I Wish I Had Played Team Sports. I Think Every Kid Should. Teamwork Builds Character - Teaches People About Leadership And Cooperation.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.