If I Had A Bookstore I Would

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

You Need An Audience To Help You Figure Out What's Working And What's Worth Putting On Your Album Or Your Special - Or Even Just What's Worth Touring With.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

I Used To Get Bummed Out When It Rained; Then I Realized That It's God's Way Of Washing Off Hippies.