Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.