Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'