If I Did That, I'd Be Sticking

Pictures Are For Entertainment, Messages Should Be Delivered By Western Union.

What Nerve. Not Even A Modicum Of Originality.

Too Caustic? To Hell With The Costs, We'll Make The Picture Anyway.

The Human Race Is Faced With A Cruel Choice: Work Or Daytime Twittering - Anon Twitter Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.