Gentlemen, Listen To Me Slowly.

You've Got To Take The Sour With The Bitter.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

Don't Worry About The War. It's All Over But The Shooting.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?