Gentlemen, Listen To Me Slowly.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.

To Hell With The Cost, If It's A Good Story, I'll Make It.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?

Ninety Percent Of The Art Of Living Consists Of Getting Along With People You Cannot Stand.