Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed

A Wide Screen Just Makes A Bad Film Twice As Bad.

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

I'll Take Fifty Percent Efficiency To Get One Hundred Percent Loyalty.

I Seriously Object To Seeing On The Screen What Belongs In The Bedroom.