If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.