If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

The Casting Couch? There's Only One Of Us Who Ever Made It To Stardom Without It, And That Was Bette Davis.

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

I've Always Believed That Acting Is Instinct To Start With; You Either Have It Or You Don't.