It Took Me Years To Figure Out

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

I Married A Wonderful Doctor, And I Was Very Happy - Period.

It Took Me Years To Figure Out That You Don't Fall Into A Tub Of Butter, You Jump For It.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.