Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

I Married A Wonderful Doctor, And I Was Very Happy - Period.

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

I Bet You Think An Egg Is Something You Casually Order For Breakfast When You Can't Think Of Anything Else. Well, So Did I Once, But That Was Before The Egg And I.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.