If I Can Make People Laugh It's

I Understood Once I Held A Baby In My Arms, Why Some People Have The Need To Keep Having Them.

I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis - There's An Old Saying That The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel.

I Think Of New York As A Puree And The Rest Of The United States As Vegetable Soup.

The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is My Doubt.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.