The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is

I Was Darkly Convinced That At Age 52 I Would Kill Myself Because My Mother Committed Suicide At That Age. I Was Fantasizing That She Was Waiting For Me On The Other Side Of The Grave.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

He Won't Fly On The Balinese Airline, Garuda, Because He Won't Fly On Any Airline Where The Pilots Believe In Reincarnation.

The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is My Doubt.

All The Beautiful Waitresses Existed Like Eternal Responsibilities.