The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is

I Knew I Couldn't Live In America And I Wasn't Ready To Move To Europe So I Moved To An Island Off The Coast Of America - New York City .

The Fact That New York Continues In The Face Of All Of The Chaos, Of The Crime, Of The Madness, You Just Think That It Would Just Pop And Vanish, Just Explode.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis - There's An Old Saying That The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel.

I Think Of New York As A Puree And The Rest Of The United States As Vegetable Soup.