For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships,

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

If A Player Is Not Interfering With Play Then He Shouldn't Be On The Pitch.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.