Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You,

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.

Know The Difference Between Success And Fame. Success Is Mother Teresa. Fame Is Madonna.

Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

Sex In The Nineties Is Boring. The Problem Is That It Has Gone From An Active Act To A Spectator Sport. We Watch People Make Love On Television And In Films. We Call 900 Numbers To Hear What Someone Would Do To Us If They Weren't Sitting In A Boiler Room Of Other Dirty Talkers Reading From A Prepared Script.