Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You,

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.

Having A Delivery Covered By Medicare Just Isn't Going To Fly. It's Too Risky For A Woman To Put A Baby Down And Not Remember Where She Left It.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.

I Don't Think Women Outlive Men, Doctor. It Only Seems Longer.