If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending,

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

Be Careful That What You Write Does Not Offend Anybody Or Cause Problems Within The Company. The Safest Approach Is To Remove All Useful Information.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.