You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

What Happens If Someone Else Has My Eyes, And They Start Looking At Stuff I Don't Like? I Don't Like The Idea Of That.

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

Well I'm Trying To Think What I Put In... I Think I Put In 'why?' To See If I'd Confuse The Computer.