You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

In The Sea You've Got To Be Constantly Sort Of Alert. It's Worse In The Sea [than Anywhere Else In The Animal Kingdom]. In The Sea You've Got An Enemy Behind Every Rock.

I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This Lost, Even In Wales.

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.