You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

It's Weird How Me And That Insect Are Miles Apart In Terms Of Lifestyle, Yet We Both Like A Biscuit.

Cat Food. It Stinks A Bit, But If You Don't Put Up With The Smell, The Little Kitten Will Die.

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.