The Tudors, I Don't Even Know If

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

Chinese People Age Overnight.

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.