If Computers Take Over, It Will Serve

They Have Been Playing Golf For 800 Years And Nobody Has Satisfactorily Said Why.

For Many Years I Had An Impression Of My Golf Swing, Which Was That I Vividly Resembled Tom Weiskopf In The Takeaway And Dave Marr On The Downswing. Unfortunately, There Came A Day When I Was Invited To Have My Golf Swing Filmed Via A Video Camera. Something I Will Never Do Again. When It Was Played Back, What I Saw - What You Would Have Seen - Was Not Weiskopf And Marr But A Man Simultaneously Climbing Into A Sweater And Falling Out Of A Tree.

Golf Is An Open Exhibition Of Overweening Ambition, Courage Deflated By Stupidity, Skill Soured By A Whiff Of Arrogance.

New York Is The Biggest Collection Of Villages In The World.

Every Sport Pretends To A Literature, But People Don't Believe It Of Any Other Sport But Their Own.