Every Sport Pretends To A Literature, But

Canned Music Is Like Audible Wallpaper.

Authors Are Now Marketed Like Promising Movie Starlets And Must Rattle Around The Nation's Television Stations To Try To Assert A Salable Identity Different From That Of The Other Starlets.

People In America, When Listening To Radio, Like To Lean Forward. People In Britain Like To Lean Back.

It Has Been An Unchallengeable American Doctrine That Cranberry Sauce, A Pink Goo With Overtones Of Sugared Tomatoes, Is A Delectable Necessity Of The Thanksgiving Board And That Turkey Is Uneatable Without It.

Texas Does Not, Like Any Other Region, Simply Have Indigenous Dishes. It Proclaims Them. It Congratulates You, On Your Arrival, At Having Escaped From The Slop Pails Of The Other 49 States.