Golf Is An Open Exhibition Of Overweening

The South Is One Of Those Kingdoms Of The Mind, Like India Or Scotland, That Are Neat And Understandable Only To People Who Have Never Been There.

The Best Thing About Eisenhower's Presidency Was His Jeffersonian Conviction That There Should Be As Little Government And As Much Golf As Possible.

A Professional Is Someone Who Can Do His Best Work When He Doesn't Feel Like It.

Although The Jeffersonian Law ("all Men Are Created Equal") Is The First Article Of The American Faith, The Facts Of American Life Have Demonstrated For Some Time Now That It Is An Irksome Faith To Live By.

I Have An Insane Desire To Shave A Stroke Or Two Off My Handicap.