If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.

If A Man Watches Three Football Games In A Row, He Should Be Declared Legally Dead.

Before We Sent Kids To Computer Camps And Told Them They Were Having A Good Time, There Was Imagination Among The Human Species.

It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.