Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

A Child Needs Your Love Most When He Deserves It Least

The Bad Times I Can Handle. It's The Good Times That Drive Me Crazy. When Is The Other Shoe Going Going To Drop?

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.