Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

The Fact Was I Didn't Want To Look My Age, But I Didn't Want To Act The Age I Wanted To Look Either. I Also Wanted To Grow Old Enough To Understand That Sentence.

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.

Phrases And Their Actual Meanings: My Teacher Has Never Liked Me. Expect A Phone Call Before Lunch From The Teacher Informing You That Your Child Has Been Launching Hot Dogs By Compressing Them Inside A Small Thermos And Then Removing The Lid Quickly.