Never Order Food In Excess Of Your

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

I've Always Felt There Are Two Things A Woman Should Never Do After The Age Of Thirty-five: Stand In Natural Light And Have A Baby.

When You're Lecturing Teenagers And They Begin To Hum And Leave The Room, You Can Sense There Is Hostility.

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.