Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

Throughout The Years I Have Set Up My Own Rules About Eating Food: Never Eat Anything You Can't Pronounce. Beware Of Food That Is Described As, "some Americans Say It Tastes Like Chicken.

I Was Leafing Through A Magazine Where There Was A Before-and-after Picture Of A Woman Who Went From A Size 5 To A Size 3 By Liposuction. Was She Serious? I've Cooked Bigger Turkeys Than Her "before" Picture.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.