Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

Kids Have Little Computer Bodies With Disks That Store Information. They Remember Who Had To Do The Dishes The Last Time You Had Spaghetti, Who Lost The Knob Off The Tv Set Six Years Ago, Who Got Punished For Teasing The Dog When He Wasn't Teasing The Dog And Who Had To Wear Girls Boots The Last Time It Snowed.

Success Is Outliving Your Failures

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.