If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

The Government Hates Rap. That's Why They Don't Arrest Anybody That Kills Rappers! Only The Good Ones Are Dead, Man! Only The Good Ones: Biggie Dead, Tupac Dead, Vanilla Ice Still Alive! They Don't Fill Out A Police Report. They Don't Even Have A Chalk Line When It's A Dead Rapper, They Just Take A Piss Around The Body.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.

You Can Write A Great Country Record And Still Be Angry. Who's Angrier Than Toby Keith? He's Angrier Than The Average 10 Rappers.