If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's

God Bless America. And No Place Else.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I Never Curse In Front Of My Mother, Either.

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.