If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's

I Like The Tradition Of The Oscars. I Like That Some Of The Greatest Comedians Ever Have Hosted The Show.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

Just To Be Clear, Ray Rice Was Not Fired For Beating His Wife. He Was Fired Because A Video Of Him Beating His Wife Was Released.

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade