If At First You Don't Succeed -

If At First You Don't Succeed - Give It Up. It Isn't Worth The Pain.

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.

Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

Homer No Function Beer Well Without.

I Think 'family Guy' And 'american Dad' Have Definitely Staked Out Their Own Style And Territory, And Now The Accusations Are Coming That 'the Simpsons' Is Taking Jokes From 'family Guy.' And I Can Tell You, That Ain't The Case.