I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds

I Thought I Had An Appetite For Destruction, But All I Wanted Was A Club Sandwich.

I Know For A Fact, Obviously, Because My Kids Grew Up Watching The Show, That There Are Some Things They Are Introduced To From 'the Simpsons', And Then Later In Life They See The Thing We're Parodying. My Kids Had Not Seen 'casablanca,' And We'd Done Parodies Of 'casablanca.'

Ned, Have You Considered Any Of The Other Major Religions? They're All Pretty Much The Same.

God Often Gives Nuts To Toothless People.

My Life Changed When I Was Able To Not Only Get Seated In Nice Restaurants, I Was Given Free Appetizers. That Was Like, "oh, My God, I've Arrived".