Homer No Function Beer Well Without.

I Believe That Children Are Our Future. Unless We Stop Them Now.

You Know, The Courts May Not Be Working Any More, But As Long As Everyone Is Videotaping Everyone Else, Justice Will Be Done.

I Would Prefer To Listen To A French Classical Composer Like Olivier Messiaen Than To The Pop Hits Of The Day.

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

When Authorities Warn You Of The Sinfulness Of Sex, There Is An Important Lesson To Be Learned. Do Not Have Sex With The Authorities.