Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

Prejudice Is One Of The World's Greatest Labor-saving Devices; It Enables You To Form An Opinion Without Having To Dig Up The Facts.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.