Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.