Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

The Man Who Is Always Waving The Flag Usually Waives What It Stands For.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Democracy Is A Process By Which The People Are Free To Choose The Man Who Will Get The Blame. Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices. In Spite Of The Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular.

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.

The Seaman Tells Stories Of Winds, The Ploughman Of Bulls; The Soldier Details His Wounds, The Shepherd His Sheep.