Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's

Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's The Daily Show.

The Show Is A Satire, Which Gives Us Freedom To Do Anything We Want. Satire Is The Magic Word That Wipes Away Any Culpability. The Media Is Jealous Of This Freedom.

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

Anything That You Can Do A Tiny Bit Of Research About, I'll Turn It Into An Obsession.

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.