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I Peed In My Wife's Boot Once. On Honeymoon, In Madrid, We Were Drinking Absinthe And Somehow Made It Back To Our Hotel. I Don't Remember A Second Of This, But My Wife Woke Up To This Noise. Two Of Her Boots Were In The Corner, One Had Fallen Down And The Other Was Standing Up And I Was Peeing Into It! It Was A Hole, And It Looked Like A Toilet. She Said: "rob, Wake Up, You're Peeing Into My Shoe!"

I'd Played A Lot Of Best Friends, And/or Bad Guys, Which Seems To Be My Lot In Life. In Romantic Comedies There's Always A Best Friend And The Woman Has A Best Friend And They Always Antagonise Each Other And Then They End Up Together At The End Of The Movie.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

I Want To Manufacture A Feud.