Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

I'd Played A Lot Of Best Friends, And/or Bad Guys, Which Seems To Be My Lot In Life. In Romantic Comedies There's Always A Best Friend And The Woman Has A Best Friend And They Always Antagonise Each Other And Then They End Up Together At The End Of The Movie.

I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of Mine Has One, For Writing. As Soon As I Touched It, He Said, Now You'll Never Win One.

For Most Of My Life, I Was A Worrier And An Over-thinker. I Had Pretty Bad Social Anxiety.