I Like Playing Really Super-intense, Live-in-the-moment Characters.

I've Always Defined Myself As A Writer, I've Never Decided What It Was I Was Gonna Write. [...] I Always Fancied Myself One, But I'm Not. I'm So Far From A Writer.

The Show Is A Satire, Which Gives Us Freedom To Do Anything We Want. Satire Is The Magic Word That Wipes Away Any Culpability. The Media Is Jealous Of This Freedom.

I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least Competitive Person You'll Meet Ever, To A Fault.

I Want To Manufacture A Feud.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.