Once I Found Out How Much An

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.

I Like Playing Really Super-intense, Live-in-the-moment Characters. It Asks Me To Not Phone It In. It's Impossible To Phone It In. Every American Boy Has Spent His Childhood Pretending To Get Shot.

I Want To Manufacture A Feud.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Actually Got The Part. And I Thought, Well, I'll Do It For A While. I'll Just Quit If It's Stupid.