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In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.