If A Player Is Not Interfering With

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.