If A Man Smiles All The Time,

Why Should It Be Illegal To Sell Something That's Perfectly Legal To Give Away?

So You Become 21, Turn 30, Push 40, Reach 50 And Make It To 60.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.