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May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

When I'm Not Actually Doing My Work, I'm Planning It Or Thinking About It Or Reading Things That On Some Level Are Transformed Into Performance Fantasies. I Have No Active Interests.

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.

People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?