Every Guy Looks In His Pocket And

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

A Country Can Get More Real Joy Out Of Just Hollering For Their Freedom Than They Can If They Get It.

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

We Are Always Yapping About The 'good Old Days' And How We Look Back And Enjoy It, But I Tell You There Is A Lot Of Hooey To It. There Is A Whole Lot Of All Our Past Lives That Wasn't So Hot.

The Government Sent The Indians To Oklahoma. They Had A Treaty That Said, 'you Shall Have This Land As Long As Grass Grows And Water Flows.' It Was Not Only A Good Rhyme But Looked Like A Good Treaty, And It Was Till They Struck Oil. Then The Government Took It Away From Us Again. They Said The Treaty Only Refers To 'water And Grass; It Don't Say Anything About Oil.'