If A Character Dies, You Get To

Once You Have A Firefighter In Your Family, Your Family And The Families From His Crew Become One Big Extended Family.

People Are Disappointed That You Aren't Exactly Who They Thought You Were, As Opposed To Somebody Who's Just Walking Around Trying To Get Some Laundry Done.

Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me Than I Already Make Of Myself.

Jon Stewart Is Exactly The Same Guy He's Always Been, Only With Money. He Knows That The Moment He Really Believes He's Important, The Funny Goes Away And He Becomes Bill O'reilly, Except Shorter And Jewish.

I Didn't Raise My Kids With The Fear Of God.