Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With

I'm The Lord Of The Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, It's Me!

I Just Think It's Difficult For Them To See The Forest For The Trees Right Now, Which I Can't Blame Them For, Given The Circumstances They Found Themselves In.

When I Become President, All You Assholes That Ride Bikes In The City? Lock And Load! You're Going Down!

Every Actor Thinks He Can Do Comedy, And It's Not True.

Most People Think, "life Sucks, And Then You Die." I Disagree. I Think Life Sucks. Then You Get Cancer. Then You Go Into Chemotherapy. You Lose All Your Hair, You Feel Bad About Yourself. Then All Of The Sudden The Cancer Goes Into Remission, And Then All Of The Sudden You Have A Stroke. You Can't Move Your Right Side. And Then, Maybe, You Die.