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A Charity Ball Is Like A Dance Except It's Tax Deductible.

There Is One Thing Women Can Never Take Away From Men. We Die Sooner.

The Real Truth About Children Is They Don't Speak The Language Very Well. They're Physically Uncoordinated. And They Are Ignorant Of Our Elaborate Ideas About Right And Wrong.

Let's Reintroduce Corporal Punishment In The Schools - And Use It On The Teachers.

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