Let's Reintroduce Corporal Punishment In The Schools

A Woman Should Dress To Attract Attention. To Attract The Most Attention, A Woman Should Be Either Nude, Or Wearing Something As Expensive As Getting Her Nude Is Going To Be.

I Started Reading Hunter S. Thompson When I Was In College.

Politicians Are Always Interested In People. Not That This Is Always A Virtue. Fleas Are Interested In Dogs.

Distracting A Politician From Governing Is Like Distracting A Bear From Eating Your Baby.

The Mystery Of Government Is Not How Washington Works But How To Make It Stop.