I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.