I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

You Mean In The State?

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.