I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?