I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.