I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.