I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

When I Die I Intend To Take My Music With Me. I Don't Know What's Out There, But I Want To Make Sure It's In My Key.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.