At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.