At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn't Ask Me, I'd Still Have To Say It.