At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.