At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I Did Go To School - My Kind Of School. When I Was A Kid I Went Out ... And You Meet People. You Talk To Them. Anybody Says Something That Makes Sense, It Stays With You, Rubs Off On You. That Kind Of School.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!