I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.

When You're Doing A Radio Show, You Can Express Yourself.

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Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny. It's Not 100% But I Have A Pretty Good Batting Average.

Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.