I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.

I Liked Radio, Or Podcasting. I Like Talking Minus The Camera And The Script Part. All Those Mediums Are Different, And They Are All Different With Their Pluses And Minuses. I Would Say The Podcast Is My Favorite Because I Like The Freedom Of Podcasting. With Podcasting You Can Really Mess Around With The Form And The Format. The Pace Of Radio Is Very Fast. Boom, Boom, With A Little Six Minute Segment, Then On To The Next Thing. With Podcasts You Can Talk About Something For 25 Minutes If You Like - There Is A Lot Of Artistic Freedom With It.

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.

As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners Are Relieved. You Can Tell A Species Is Evil By Doing This Simple Math. If My Blond Lab Molly Was The Size Of T-rex, That Would Just Mean More Kibble, More Work For The Gardener In The Backyard, And A Harder Time Moving Her To My Wife's Side Of The Bed At Night. If Birds Were The Size Of A T-rex, The Streets Would Be Littered With Human Remains.

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.