I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.

People Who Fail, Excel At Avoiding Opportunity.

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.