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Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

I Don't Take The Movies Seriously, And Anyone Who Does Is In For A Headache.

I Think Men Have Got To Change An Awful Lot. They Still Prefer The Little Woman.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

People Stood On Their Chairs, Cheering And Waving. And It Was All For Me! Waves Of Love Flooded The Stage And Washed Over Me. I Started To Cry. The Sweetness Of Such A Moment Is Impossible To Describe. One Is Both Lover And Beloved. ... I'd Found The One True, Enduring Romance Of My Life.