I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I

Basically, I Believe The World Is A Jungle, And If It's Not A Bit Of A Jungle In The Home, A Child Cannot Possibly Be Fit To Enter The Outside World.

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.

If Everybody Likes You, You Are Not A Very Interesting Person.

I Didn't Forget Your Breakfast. I Didn't Bring Your Breakfast. Because You Didn't Eat Your Din-din.

Men Become Much More Attractive When They Start Looking Older. But It Doesn't Do Much For Women, Though We Do Have An Advantage: Make-up.