If You Want A Thing Done Well,

The Only Way You Can Become A Legend Is In Your Coffin

[on Gay Men:] Let Me Say, A More Artistic, Appreciative Group Of People For The Arts Does Not Exist ... They Are More Knowledgeable, More Loving Of The Arts. They Make The Average Male Look Stupid.

I'd Marry Again If I Found A Man Who Had Fifteen Million Dollars, Would Sign Over Half To Me, And Guarantee That He'd Be Dead Within A Year.

I Work To Stay Alive.

You Should Never Say Bad Things About The Dead, You Should Only Say Good . . . Joan Crawford Is Dead. Good.