If You Want A Thing Done Well,

I Have Eyes Like A Bullfrog, A Neck Like An Ostrich And Long, Limp Hair. You Just Have To Be Good To Survive With That Equipment.

I Do Not Regret One Professional Enemy I Have Made. Any Actor Who Doesn't Dare To Make An Enemy Should Get Out Of The Business.

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.

Good Actors I've Worked With All Started Out Making Faces In A Mirror, And You Keep Making Faces All Your Life.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.