If You Want A Thing Done Well,

If Men Found Out How To Give Birth To Children They'll Never Propose Again.

Old Age Is No Place For Sissies.

The Out-of-work Actor Wears Out More Than Shoe Leather. The Very Sensibilities That Make Him An Artist Are Shattered By The Disregard He Is Shown As A Human Being.

Men Become Much More Attractive When They Start Looking Older. But It Doesn't Do Much For Women, Though We Do Have An Advantage: Make-up.

To Look Back Is To Relax One's Vigil.