I Can Never Do Nothing In This

I'd Love To Have Michael Jackson [in My Show] Because He's Black And White. So He Would Appeal To A Universal Demographic.

When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good With A Cummerbund.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

As Latinos, You Want [people] To Come To America - Not Necessarily Latinos, But [anyone Who Wants] To Come Here For A Better Life. That's Kind Of How This Country Was Founded And The History Of This Country.