I Can Never Do Nothing In This

When We Got Married, We Agreed On A Boy For Me, And A Girl For You. Mine's Upstairs Sleeping. Good Luck With Yours!

If You Want A Show To Succeed, You're Going To Have To Have A Certain Amount Of People Watch Who Are Non-black And Non-latino. If You Can't Cross Over, You Don't Belong On Tv. That's Not Just Me Saying It. That's Just The Way It Is.

Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.