I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like

I Received Rejection Letters For Ten Years (one On A Napkin, Written In Crayon.) I Had All My Rejection Notices Stored In A Box. When The Box Was Finally Full I Took It To The Curb And Set It On Fire. The Next Day I Went Out And Got A Temp Job.

Sweetie, Nothing That Flies Looks Safe, Including Birds.

You Should See Me Work My Magic In Leather" Ranger

Cute? I Think My Testosterone Level Just Dropped - Ranger

If God Had Wanted Me To Lose Weight He Would Have Made Sure There Was Creamed Spinach For Dessert.