I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like

You Never Want To Look In A Mirror," Lula Said. "men Love Mirrors. They Look At Themselves Doing The Deed And They See Rex The Wonder Horse. Women Look At Themselves And Think They Need To Renew Their Membership At The Gym.

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

And Then It Gets So Hot That They Keep The Supermarkets Too Cold. Hot, Cold. Hot, Cold. It Gives Me The Runs." Mr. Landowsky

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie

Grandma Mazur Stood Two Feet Back From My Mother. "i Gotta Get Me A Pair If Those," She Said, Eyeballing My Shorts. "i've Still Got Pretty Good Legs, You Know." She Raised Her Skirt And Looked Down At Her Knees. "what Do You Think? You Think I'd Look Good In Them Biker Things?" Grandma Mazur Had Knees Like Doorknobs.